FF Guide To Meeting Mom

There’s a million and one reasons to be downright SCARED of meeting your other half’s mother. Personally speaking, I’ve never been one to be LOVED by anyone’s mom (or dad for that matter). I was always kind of the wild card; a rough around the edges type that parents consistently frowned upon and I guess it kind of just stuck with me. So two years ago when I met my current’s mom, I was nervous.. no I was terrified in fact. It had been brought to my attention that she took a STRONG liking to my guy’s former flame-which is fine, I just wish I hadn’t discovered that. I knew I had HUGE shoes to fill and hoped to make a decent impression. The day of her arrival came and I was a mess. I had just wrapped a shoot with The Fiends and in addition to my caked on makeup, I had press-on’s attached to my fingers by a heavy dose of nail glue (a nail NO NO). Between scrubbing my face, RE-APPLYING my face, soaking and scraping my nails, and finding the “right” outfit… I was trying my hardest to fabricate an excuse to back out of our meeting. My current didn’t buy it. Needless to say, the meeting was a success and all is well in the world (besides being deleted from her Facebook ;) ) Here’s what you need to know when YOU meet mom:

1. DO NOT inquire about the relationship between mom and ex. Bottom line, you DON’T want to go there. If your significant other imposes too much info on you, stop them in their tracks (as I should have). This will save you from feeling inadequate, insecure, or in-ANYTHING really.

2. Put your best face forward. If you’re a makeup junkie like myself, bring it down a notch. If you’re a minimalist, amp it up a bit. Don’t try any new hair styles, cuts, or colors. Put forth a polished version of YOURSELF. If you’re stubborn and think “if she doesn’t like me for who I AM then forget it”… think again. You want YOUR family to have a good impression on your own newcomer right? So clean it up and keep it moving.

3. When it comes to dressing, basics are your bff. That’s fine if you prefer PVC over a puff sleeved cardigan, just save it for another time. Flats, wedges, or sandals (pedicure please) should be worn vs. stilettos… ONLY because you don’t want to run the risk of stumbling all over the place-especially if there is wine at dinner- which brings me to an especially sensitive subject…

4. DON’T GET DRUNK!! Alcohol is a great way to loosen up stiff nerves, but before you reach for the bottle, keep this in mind: NO ONE LIKES A LUSH. I made the embarrassing mistake of drinking too much red wine and became brave enough to declare how “hot” my boyfriend’s family was. DON’T DO THIS.

5. Make sure your other half minds his/her manners enough to PROPERLY introduce you: “Mom, this is my GIRLFRIEND, So-and-So”, as well as keep the conversation going. There is nothing worse than uncomfortably sharing silence. *I capitalized “girlfriend” since the term “friend” is insulting when in fact, you’re more than that. Think of the first time Carrie met Big’s mom in church. Hello awkward!

6. Going hand in hand with rule #4, DON’T TAKE DRUGS. There is a pill for everything these days, but calm your nerves au natural. Save your Soma coma for a rainy day.

7. Mind your OWN manners. Say please and thank you and check your teeth often.

8. Worst case scenario: You’re called by the ex’s first name. Don’t fret… just breathe and politely state that you would LOVE to have such a COMMON name as hers ;)

9. Send a follow up note via SNAIL MAIL: “Dear Ms. So-and-So, thanks so much for inviting me to meet you and your lovely family… the meatloaf was divine.” She’ll be impressed and thankful that her son/daughter has found someone so thoughtful.

10. Relax and enjoy yourself. Remember that “Ms. So-and So” is a woman too, one with her own flaws and insecurities. And in the end, if she doesn’t like you for who you are then forget it ;)

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August 12 2010
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FF’s Guide To Shacking Up

Moving in with your mate is serious business. When you’re in love, you feel invincible and impervious to any dead end relationships telling you: “DON’T DO IT GIRL!!!”. But sharing a space with ANYONE (much less someone you’re banging), requires a carefully thought out plan, constant consideration, and in the worst case, an escape route. More often than not, couples move in together out of convenience (be it financial, job location, or sexual urge *what guy doesn’t like the idea of in-house punanny??) I’ll be the first to admit that when it came to my own relationships, there were only two week time periods in which me and homeboy lived separately. “Whirlwind romance” is what I called it. Crazy in love? YES. Recommended? Hell no. The most important thing you must remind yourself is that you’re dealing with a whole separate human being. A spirit that has no obligation to yours whatsoever; one with its own likes, dislikes, and most notably, own agenda.

1. First and foremost, discuss how EACH AND EVERY bill will be divided. Definitely kills the romance factor, but it’s more than necessary. I made the mistake of never wanting to talk about money and when the first of the month came, I was stuck on stupid, scrambling for the rent… all in an effort to seem “independent”. SMH.

2. Don’t move in assuming he’ll put a ring on it. That’s sadly old fashioned and if that’s your motive, then expect NOTHING to fall in your favor. Intention is EVERYTHING and if you pressure him, you might as well push him away. For good.

3. Don’t do it “for the kids”. If mommy and daddy are better off apart, baby can sense it. Don’t add to the stress of being single parents by forcing yourselves to couple up.

4. Respect his taste. So what if your Ming vase doesn’t match his Lazy Boy? Divide the rooms equally to where each of you can create a PERSONAL comfort zone. For example, give him the office while you revamp the kitchen and vice versa. Nothing is ever that serious, especially when it comes to interior decorating. That’s why the word “eclectic” exists.

5. You are NOT alone anymore. If you’re super shy about your mate seeing you sans makeup or covered in pimple cream, take this into consideration. Your personal hygiene products (as well as any toenail clippings, depilatory creams, and/or laxatives) will be on display. If you’re the type to care (sorry to hear if you AREN’T), then cover your tracks and hide your stuff far, far away.

6. DON’T BITCH. This goes for both of you. Don’t complain about his porn collection, soiled undergarments, or leaving the toilet seat up. That way he won’t be compelled to ramble on about your hoarding tendencies or dislike towards cooking. Everyone wins.

7. Know when it’s not working. If you went from Jay and Bey to Ike and Tina, don’t be afraid to admit defeat and move on. Whichever party is moving out, do so QUICKLY and quietly, so not to cause any added mayhem. Yes, that includes NOT cutting up clothes or throwing the flatscreen into the street.

8. Listen to your gut. If there is ONE iota of doubt, or you find yourself making up excuses, DON’T DO IT GIRL. In this case, let time be your bestie.

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July 24 2010
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GKY. What the f*ck is that?

Despite its dismal, doom-n-gloom literal definition, “Go Kill Yourself”, in the eyes of 5th Column and Dearly Departed, represents a much more progressive, underlying message. “Whatever you choose to do in life, kill yourself at it. Do it to the death, or go kill yourself….” With music spun by the legendary DJ Neil Armstrong, please join High Point Shoes, 5th Column, and Dearly Departed for the celebratory coming out of this summer’s most anticipated project. WE’LL be there ;)

*UPDATE

The GKY tee features an illustrated noose, with both brands displayed in 5th Column’s infamous drip effect across the back. The tee will be released in two color ways and are limited to 25 of each. *Photo by Sean Lyles.

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July 03 2010
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SNOOPING: Don’t do it… or DON’T GET CAUGHT

Writing this makes me think of the “The Freak Show” episode of Sex and The City. Carrie meets charming journalist, Ben and after a fruitless attempt to uncover his “freaky” side- decides to secretly pillage through his belongings the morning after their first sleepover. Upon his unexpected return, Ben finds Carrie standing on his bed, cigarette in hand, trying to crack open a questionable box (which in the end contained nothing more than Ben’s Cub Scout badge collection). She scares him off and Carrie never sees Ben again. Sound familiar? Maybe because 9 times out of 10, we’re faced with similar situations, where we have to decide… should we snoop? Sure it’s an invasion of privacy, sure it’s wrong, but don’t feel bad, it’s not just YOU. Gwen Stefani wrote a song about it after all, when she penned “Bathwater”“But I still love to wash in your old bathwather, love to think that you couldn’t love another, I can’t help it…you’re my kind of man..” In my own affairs, I’ve pretty much snooped through ALL of my partners’ things, in which I’ve found subpoenas, porn collections, pictures of ex’s… typical, seemingly harmless stuff. ALL of my partners until my current. No clue what sets him apart. Maybe because I’m jaded to the point of ambivalence, maybe because I respect him the tiniest bit more than others (sorry), or maybe because I’m SCARED of what I might find. I’m gonna go with the last one. Two of my close girlfriends have found out about their partners’ “extra curricular activities” via snooping through their cell phones- I call that “phone lurking” and that’s a different story all together. So temptation inevitably reared its ugly head the other day, when a mysterious duffle bag got dropped off in my living room. I didn’t think much of it at first, I could already assume what was in there. After showing me a few prom pictures and a yearbook or two, my current zipped up the bag and nothing else was put on display. But like clockwork, my mind started to drift off: What’s in there? Love letters? A paternity suit of some sort? A severed head? The next day while alone, I stared at the bag for what seemed like an hour. I zipped and unzipped that bag until my neurosis forced me outside to smoke away its fabricated contents. I left it alone. I’m LEAVING it alone. It’s the right thing to do. If YOU decide to snoop on a lover, be cautious. Be mentally prepared to deal with whatever or WHOEVER you may find… a cheater, a deadbeat dad, a closeted gay perhaps? Most important, be aware of when they’ll come home, you don’t want to get caught like Carrie do you? Everyone has a PAST. Can you get over it? I did… I think.

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June 21 2010
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The World According To Ms. Cutrone

I finally got a chance to read Kelly Cutrone’s If You Have To Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You. I’ve been following Kelly’s career for some time now (PRE Hills, City, and Kell On Earth) and it was only a matter of time before her antics would propel her into icon status. Sure you can say much of her work has been sensationalized, or that her shows are “too commercial”…but any woman ready to embark on her own personal journey, whatever that may be, should read this book. I assisted a lady much like Ms. Cutrone, and although I’ve become relatively successful on my own path, there are days when I actually miss fetching coffee for someone. READ THIS BOOK.

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May 04 2010
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be the voice

photo via The Wentsworth Report

Growing up in the Southwest, I embraced its culture early on. Being born a first generation American to hippie parents, my sister and I were always taught to “think forward and love everyone”. Although idealistic, that simple mentality essentially cut off my ability to relate to a lot of issues surrounding me. I still have no clue what it feels like to struggle because of where I came from. Aside from a few ignorant comments here and there, I’ve never encountered a REAL brush with outright prejudice. And lastly, I’ve NEVER been racially profiled, despite my mixed heritage. Those are the things my parents dealt with, which in turn, were the things they tried to protect us from. So either I’ve been really lucky, or really NAIVE. Maybe a little of both. With Jan Brewer’s April 23rd signing of Senate Bill 1070, it was inevitable that our communities would be outraged. Who wouldn’t be? Looking through the eyes of The Wentsworth Report, I was able to relive the events that took place on April 23rd. While I quietly sipped my caramel macchiato and blogged mindlessly about the latest “whatever”, my friends took action and rallied for their beliefs. Because of them, I’m able to think a little harder on not only my responsibilities as a minority, but as a HUMAN BEING.

Painting by Charissa Gutierrez

“The current problem with this state is the current problem with this country, the facist politicians are misleading the public & the media is truly disservicing the people. Ignorance has been the plague of the people to the point where Sen. Russell Pearce has completed his racist agenda in front of our face… If we do not educate ourselves & face the issues then were part of the problem, not the solution…”- Humanitarian and Photojournalist, JG Wentsworth

For more information on SB 1070 and what YOU can do, visit Change.org.

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April 26 2010
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Supreme Being

Original retail price: $98

The shoe that launched a thousand obsessions (AND birthday cakes), the Nike Dunk High Pro SB Supreme Orange Dunk is now on consignment (sz 10.5 for $650) at High Point. The Holy Grail for most collectors, I think a lot of you can recall the time your men lusted after these. I can, although I just could never relate to the pandemonium. I liked sneakers for a BRIEF period during two of my relationships and even then I hardly wore them, I just observed. A LOT. ;) Hurry up, these guys won’t last. For inquiries: 480-949-0500

Original retail price for birthday cake from Tammie Coe Cakes: $350

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April 20 2010
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stop the sag?

Via WWD

The slogan would’ve suited a bra campaign MUCH better, don’t you think? This guy can’t think of better things to rally against? I personally don’t care about someone’s underwear.

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April 08 2010
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U by Kotex Campaign FTW!!

I JUST started seeing these commercials on t.v. recently. GENIUS. This whole campaign is actually, I LOVE IT. Read more about U by Kotex (proceeds from the campaign go toward Girls For a Change) AND “rebelling against the commonly evasive feminine care ad” HERE.

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April 01 2010
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