I watch Adult Swim.

put the Jack down mama.

No, like for real. Hairy nips are not in season. Someone needs to holler at Miss Summer and fast! So weird, that’s not what I had imagined underneath the polo.

Our friend and famed photog/makeup artist, Michael Franco was kind enough to reveal his favorite, most used concealer: Benefit’s Erase Paste. Absolutely amazing stuff! Instantly brightens bags like no other and blends seamlessly! BUT…why does it only come in THREE shades?? Fair, Medium, and Deep (which looks more like Cafe Au Lait to me) are the choices. Granted, I know ALL about statistics and demographics, blah blah blah. And I definitely know when concealing a blemish or dark circle, the makeup should be an EXACT match to your skin, NOT 10 shades lighter. It IRKS the shit out of me when I see a great line limit themselves to light skinned clientele. That’s the number one reason MAC is clearly the forefront of foundations (despite the rumors of it being terrible for your skin). Attention makeup companies: it’s 2010, ante up! See what I’m squawking about HERE.

Before Tiger Woods’ stable of desperate show ponies, there was a man who kept it TRILL about the art of humping around. Prince was hands down the smoothest operator in the history of philanderers. Besides (somewhat) successfully launching the careers of several women, he managed to turn some of them into bff’s. AND they were ALL smokin hot. Nice try Tiger. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m taking a tweet-cation. Not like u even REALLY care that much but I just am taking public note to poor behavior. Like never before Twitter has transformed the characters of people all around me. I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it, but know when to say NO MAS.  I hate seeing people who are awesome in REAL life look like straight ass mongers online. And honestly, I’m NOT exempt.

Twitter DOES have its positives. CNN updates. MOJO yogurt half off tuesdays. Seeing who’s in ur city. and my fave TwitPics. But none of these outweigh how I feel about the hate that gets exchanged by people even without them being aware. No more judging, trying to out-tweet, quote the illest rap lyrics, dawg someone, give false props, make fake tweet friends, NO MAS.

I’ll lose followers. but honestly I’m not THAT cool. I know because I ALMOST got caught up in some hype and started “hating” (<—ick) on some people I don’t EVEN know.  Yes, it’s going to happen at some point….but it doesn’t have to be out loud (rude), on twitter (obnoxious), and have other people agree (wrong). EVERYONE has an opinion and ur entitled to that. Ur also entitled to shut up. And i’m excercising MY right for now.

U looking for me? listen to my show. U wanna know what I’m doing read FF. outside of that….i’ll leave the tweeting to you.

I ate a chocolate covered cricket. At the fair. It tasted like a rice crispy covered in chocolate. The build up was ten minutes strong. Figured what the heck, and popped one in. I did it.  For NO reason. Sometimes it just bees like that.

Sign.

Pay.

Look.

Eat.

*Shouts to my good friend. He ate one too. It took him a lil longer to do the deed, but regardless REAL friends eat crickets together.