Saw this and thought two things. Miss.Summer. 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnli8N_8OlE

Bet mama always said the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Meaning you needed to know how to burn. Welcome to 2008, in a world where everything is harder, better, faster, stronger you better know that geeks got more dough than rappers. Step your game up ladies. The way to a man’s heart is through his gaming system. Check out this old school Nintendo coffee table. oh, and the bitch works. you got competition!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3q9K4cHzY

Would you? It’s $350. Different. Awwwww….how I wish I was a kid again. Last time I checked, (channeling my 9 year old pysche) super soakers weren’t that expensive. Considering the Souljah Boy joint….who’d a thunk you’d super soak your house guests with this “splash” of a coffee table. I’m so corny yo. 

 

Maybe i’ll run into one of these there. 

 

Underwater fone? Either this is a good thing because you’re a clumsy one…..OR boys are getting smarter. Next time you catch him with “his ex” the ole’ throw his phone in the pool/bathub/toilet or other small body of water revenge ploy just won’t work. dammit.  WHAT?! I’ve never done that. . . .  

okay, so chicks don’t typically blog about tools. but since was I typical?  Not really sure why these ACTUAL tools were created however in my mind somebody who wasn’t packin pissed somebody with a buh-jay jay off and she just happened to be clever

The original post that included this pic was about the table. And the display that was about somebody’s grandmama loc & yadda yadda. BUUUUUUUT, I was really drawn to the chair. i love chairs. and yes, if that was your grandma I’d be liable to kick her in the shin to cop the seat. my ass is just that trill. (In the voice of Mike Myers in Goldmember) “I loooove Chairrrssss!”…………cmon u liked it. who else quotes mike myers and speaks of violence against old ladies while expressing their love for furniture. welp, no one i guess.

Chout outz to Betty Lou. I’ve seen these in the past, and still love em now. I’m partial to the trees. and I don’t ever say that. 

Love this chair. super ill. the only thing that would hinder me from a purchase would be the fact that i’d have to lay off the addiction I’ve acquired for fluorescent velcro suits. the two wouldn’t get along. shucks.

xPOZING THE TRUTH.

 

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=e-LFBNbDzBs

 

Check this out.  Some local kats and by local I mean, Phoenix AZ…. claim that they’ve BEEN “fresh fiends”. Now, I know I’m not the first person on the planet to have ever organized the words “fresh” and “fiend” in the same sentence but I will take note to a “tacky coincidence.” and being since I co-own THEFRESHFIENDS.COM I can xpoz whoever the hell I want. Upon confrontation one half of this opposing lame duo claimed they had coined the term ‘way back when’ and have been fans of  FRESHFIENDS.COM which (as an aside, is WACK.) HERE’S the proof that this site was just recently constructed. (see below)

Please note: the registrant of the domain name is specified
in the “registrant” field.  In most cases, GoDaddy.com, Inc.
is not the registrant of domain names listed in this database.

Registrant:
   Pedro Sotomayor
   1702 Delaware Ave
   Wyomissing, Pennsylvania 19610
   United States

   Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
   Domain Name: FRESHFIENDS.COM
      Created on: 13-May-08
      Expires on: 14-May-09
      Last Updated on: 13-May-08

   Administrative Contact:
      Sotomayor, Pedro  pedrosotomayor555@hotmail.com
      1702 Delaware Ave
      Wyomissing, Pennsylvania 19610
      United States
      (610) 334-8501      Fax –

   Technical Contact:
      Sotomayor, Pedro  pedrosotomayor555@hotmail.com
      1702 Delaware Ave
      Wyomissing, Pennsylvania 19610
      United States
      (610) 334-8501      Fax –

   Domain servers in listed order:
      NS37.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
      NS38.DOMAINCONTROL.COM

 

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1. Hey there, Marty McFly unless ya’ll are on some Back to the Future chit, it isn’t possible to “have been” fans or followers of a site that didn’t EXIST until May 13th! 
2.  Swagger jack something that’s more established. We’re new. and we expected this but not from TWO guys. We have time to grow…..all you’re doing is making us harder,better, faster, stronger (c) Daft Punk. <—–that’s called ‘credit.’

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpBDqtUEWcM

3. We could go ON & ON (c) Erykah Badu about how you’ve done x,y, and z to damage those who’ve only tried to help  you but truth is, this post is already taking up too much time AND the only people who give a f*ck are ya’ll. that’s why you’re reading this.

AND the kickerrrrrr……..

“whoever” it was that started freshfiends.com stole their background from WWW.POWER983FM.COM “coincidentally” from Phoenix’s only hip hop radio station. dope site by the way, you should check it out.  How do I know THIS? oh, because I work there. and I know who created the damn site.

Case in short, there’s two guys in Phoenix that aren’t happy with the fact that TWO FEMALES agreed to move on without regret from a business plan gone sour. REGARDLESS of what you guys may believe or whatever it is you plan to say or do, it only enables us to get better. and that we shall.

 Boycott Biters.

more posts to come.

The REAL freshfiends are HERE. THEFRESHFIENDS.COM

Be REAL. “GET REAL.”