Life can be really stressful around the holiday season, and especially so with finances in disarray for so many of us.  The crappy economy, budget cuts, layoffs and firings are all out of hand and everyone is feeling it.  In times like these, I look for simple (and cheap) solutions to my stress-related problems, and while I was scouring the net, I stumbled upon the following information:  Read the rest of this entry »

Shouts to Seth @ flyervideos.com for this classic introduction. GC Andy will be @ Groove Candy every week. Get your photo op with a Trill American Hero!

 

…and for all the fans of Keri, Wayne and/or shirtless Black men [who spend ample time in the gym and use baby oil as an everyday moisturizer].

P.S. If you’re into hot chicks in wifebeaters, stacks of money, dancing and/or cute accessories, you might also enjoy this video.

P.S.S. I personally enjoy this video for all of the above listed reasons.

P.S.S.S. Did Wayne really say that? What a dirtymouth!

We all know the bitch couldn’t exist in real life–her measurements would have her standing 6′0″, weighing in at just 100 lbs and she’d have a 39″ bust, 19″ waist and a 33″ behind. 

Barbie has always been a bit creepy in my book, especially since urban legend had it that a homeless man by the name of Zeus in my hometown of Eugene, Oregon ate so many Barbie parts that when they cut him open, he’d ingested 32 pieces of her body (including–but not limited to–Barbie arms, legs and heads).

At any rate, I’m pretty sure homie would be a big fan of this line of jewelry by Margaux Lange.  She’s definitely broken Barbie down and proven that the whole is not greater than the sum of it’s parts in this case.  Read the rest of this entry »

We end up turning folks away every year due to capacity issues, so arrive early and wear your dancing shoes!  Hope to see some fiends in the place to be!  Bring the fam, they’ll dig the groove, too.  Word!

Anyone who knows me knows about the love affair I have with Saint candles.  No, I’m not Catholic and no, I don’t practice any habitual witchery (shouts to miss.summer), but something about lighting a Saint candle gives me peace.  I’m such a fan in fact, that I always have one burning inside my fireplace and I also light several every week at my club night.  Read the rest of this entry »

I used to be a pure music fan.  I’m still a music fan of course, but now that radio is my job, the purity isn’t what it once was.  The politics and dramatics of the game have removed a fine layer of beautiful fandom-ignorance from the equation.  I’ll always dig music, but in order to keep my sanity, I have to spend some of my time loving something outside of that realm in order to keep balance.

We live in a time where there are more people looking for fans than there are fans themselves.  The youtube stars and MySpace celebs have prompted a lot of folks to want to start up their own empires and solicit followers.  Being a radio personality, I’m always looking for new listeners and people to notice what I’m trying to do.  It’s all a part of the game.  And I’m just like everyone else.  Read the rest of this entry »

Groove Candy, flyervideos.com & Cool Kids, LLC present Groove Covers!

I cannot let the cat out of the bag (or the record out of the sleeve, whatevs) just yet, but this project is going to make you smile big.  Stay tuned, fiends.  This might just make your year.

 

If you’re planning on getting your bake on this season, nothing says yuletide joy like some fetus cookies.   

Buy it here!

fiends, meet my bathroom mirror.

i’ve been writing on my bathroom mirror from city-to-city and house-to-house for years.  i’ve used eyeliner, lipliner, and now have upgraded to the most effective and least wasteful Expo Dry Erase Marker. Read the rest of this entry »