We all know the bitch couldn’t exist in real life–her measurements would have her standing 6′0″, weighing in at just 100 lbs and she’d have a 39″ bust, 19″ waist and a 33″ behind. 

Barbie has always been a bit creepy in my book, especially since urban legend had it that a homeless man by the name of Zeus in my hometown of Eugene, Oregon ate so many Barbie parts that when they cut him open, he’d ingested 32 pieces of her body (including–but not limited to–Barbie arms, legs and heads).

At any rate, I’m pretty sure homie would be a big fan of this line of jewelry by Margaux Lange.  She’s definitely broken Barbie down and proven that the whole is not greater than the sum of it’s parts in this case. 

 

Find out more about Margaux Lange’s Unique [and slightly creepy] Handcrafted Jewelry HERE.